I Identify as a Komatsu D355A Killdozer Stainless Steel Tumbler revel this attempt failed

this attempt failed

This shirt isn’t here to kiss up to the powers that be—it’s here to remind people that Spooner was right

and useful when the weather turns

and quietly refusing to let your workspace look like it was issued by HR

longer rise on the backside

I Identify as a Komatsu D355A Killdozer Stainless Steel Tumbler revel this attempt failedStay hydrated and self actualized with this sleek, cylindrical testament to fluid identity and cold blooded civil disobedience. Built from high grade stainless steel and featuring a matching metal straw, this 20 oz tumbler helps you crush thirst with the same unwavering commitment you bring to flattening corrupt municipal infrastructure. It's smooth, portable, and reusableunlike your patience for bureaucratic overreach. Specifications: 20 oz capacity