IS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE? // BLACK UNISEX TEE mama with roses mug your kids are doing headstands

your kids are doing headstands

While your husband has a legitimate docking station

which squirts all over your pants

This is hands down the perfect Mama design

Unisex Tee:

IS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE? // BLACK UNISEX TEE mama with roses mug your kids are doing headstandsIS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE? UNISEX TEE Your phone fell in the toilet, your accidentally liked your ex's Facebook pic, your friend from high school is popping up to sell you MLM products, and you put the remote in the refrigerator. Blame it on mercury retrograde or, if you are stuck under your covers with Snickers and your collection of crystals to keep the retrograde fog from overtaking you use the tee as a protective shield so you can leave the house.